i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
on the news they were talking about a 9-foot alligator in coral springs and my mom was like “a what alligator?” so I said, “a NINE-FOOT alligator” and she said
"that’s weird don’t they normally have 4 feet"
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
*deep voice* yummy yummy
daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have